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Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:35

Do you struggle when writing an essay thats really really really boring? do you need help on writing a sentence?
well youve come to the right place! Use this sentence builder to improve your writing results.

WARNING: this builder may get you detention or permanent exclusion but its worth it!


Make a sentence using the following guidelines:

Pick the month you were born on:
1 = I ate
2 = I needed
3 = I killed
4 = I shot
5 = I battered
6 = I choked
7 = I kissed
8 = I ran shirtless with
9 = I got stabbed horribly by
10 = I cuddled with
11 = I slept with
12 = I ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 = The 6 flags guy
02 = A dog
03 = A shoe
04 = A toothbrush
05 = Santa Claus
06 = The Trojan man
07 = Barny the dinosaur
08 = A doughnut
09 = A storm trooper
10 = A bag of pudding
11 = My lover
12 = A glass of milk
13 = A horse
14 = Justin Bieber
15 = God
16 = A pickle
17 = Jesus
18 = A horse
19 = An orange
20 = My Mum
21 = A homeless guy
22 = A jar of honey
23 = My crush
24 = An Easter egg
25 = An elephant
26 = A guitar
27 = A bowl of cereal
28 = A French fry
29 = Your house
30 = Paris Hilton
31 = Your face

Pick the colour of the shirt you are wearing:
White = Because I like big girls.
Black = Because I'm sexy as hell.
Pink = Because the little people told me to.
Blue = Because I’m good in bed.
Red = Because I’m a ladies man and you're jealous.
Polka Dots = Because I hate my life.
Purple = Because I’m a mermaid.
Gray = Because I got dared.
Other = Because that’s how I roll.
Green = Because I have amazing breasts.
Orange = Because I'm mentally insane.
Turquoise = Because I have a noodle in my nose.
Brown = Because I had to.
Shirtless = Because I’ve got abs.


Last edited by ~Dooms~ on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:38; edited 1 time in total

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<17:01:26> "Mick": hi Fritz i know you think im a noob but someone said you're searching for a GK so could i have just 1 chance to prove myself!

<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:35

I got stabbed horribly by a glass of milk because im good in bed

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<17:01:26> "Mick": hi Fritz i know you think im a noob but someone said you're searching for a GK so could i have just 1 chance to prove myself!

<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by CircleBoy on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:44

I killed justin bieber becaue I'm good in bed


YEAH!

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Aidan on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 00:22

I kissed santa claus because i like big girls

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by aeRo on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 00:34

I ate a doughnut because I have amazing breasts.

This thing knows.
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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Mick on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 00:37

I choked a pickle cos i've got abs

Makes sense!

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Dooms on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 00:59

I see big futures for everyone using this sentence maker!


Best sentence: I got stabbed horribly by Jesus because I'm good in bed.

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<17:01:26> "Mick": hi Fritz i know you think im a noob but someone said you're searching for a GK so could i have just 1 chance to prove myself!

<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Taylor Swift on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 01:24

I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because I'm sexy as hell.

cheers

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'cause there we are again, in the middle of the night
we're dancing around the kitchen in the refrigerator light
down the stairs, i was there, i remember it all too well

and maybe we got lost in translation, maybe i asked for too much
but maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up
running scared, i was there, i remember it all too well

and you call me up again just to break me like a promise
so casually cruel in the name of being honest
i'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here
'cause i remember it all, all, all too well
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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by opc on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 01:46

I shot a bowl of cereal because I'm good in bed.

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Cheese on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 02:19

I choked a storm trooper because I’m a ladies man and you're jealous.

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Ghost on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 02:21

I choked your house because I'm good in bed.

Sense this makes none.

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Re: Sentance Builder

Post by Lloyd Banks on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 08:28

Ghost wrote:I choked your house because I'm good in bed.

Sense this makes none.

yoda you are
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