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Re: LATERAL PUZZLES AND RIDDLES

Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 21:44


What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
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Post by Mick on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 21:49

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Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 22:15


Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

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<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
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Post by Mick on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:12

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Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:14


Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

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<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Post by Muddade on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:17

A potato.

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Post by aeRo on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:20

Sugar
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Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:29

i got tissue but sugar can work too


You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

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<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Post by aeRo on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:30

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Post by Muddade on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:32

A potato.

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Post by Dooms on Tue 07 Feb 2012, 23:32

never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

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<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
<12:12:31> "DOOMS": gud desisun
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Post by Mick on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 00:39

wednesday

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Post by Muddade on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 13:07

No mick it's tomorrow.

I mean potato.

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Post by Ghost on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 13:09

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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Post by Constantinople on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 18:21

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Post by Dooms on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 21:00

might of been said before:
What can you catch but not throw?

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<12:06:47> "Joel": its a romanc movi
<12:10:20> "DOOMS": didnt u wach tht yestrday
<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
<12:11:58> "Joel": so i ran out n went dwnstaira
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Post by Constantinople on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 21:05

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Post by Muddade on Wed 08 Feb 2012, 21:09

My penis.

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Post by Joehan on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 23:48

a cold bro

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Post by Guest on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 23:48

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Post by aeRo on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 23:56

A potato
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Post by Ghost on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 23:57

Deffo a potato.

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Post by Constantinople on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:13

A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

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Post by Muddade on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:15

>american currency not having pennies

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Post by Dooms on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:15

Hesur wrote:A man was going to buy a $5000 car, but he didn't pay a penny for the car, how is this possible?

100% off sale


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<12:11:53> "Joel": no cus spider wos ere
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Post by Constantinople on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:17

Both wrong

(I'll warn you now, this riddle's answer is appauling)

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Post by Muddade on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:17

Penny wasn't the name of the seller?

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Post by Constantinople on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:19

Nope.

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Post by Muddade on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:21

He paid $5000 not a penny.

Last try then it's got to be a potato.

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Post by Constantinople on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:23

Potatodude wrote:He paid $5000 not a penny.

Last try then it's got to be a potato.

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Post by Mick on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:51

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

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1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

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Post by Muddade on Fri 10 Feb 2012, 00:54

The pirate. Who cares about the fish, who owns the potato?!

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Post by CircleBoy on Fri 02 Mar 2012, 17:40

There are 3 boxes.
One is labeled "apples", one is labeled "oranges", and one is labeled "apples & oranges". Each box is labeled wrong. By taking one fruit out of one box, how do you tell which box is which without looking inside?

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Post by Constantinople on Fri 02 Mar 2012, 18:31

How old are the fruit?

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Post by greatmasfrost on Fri 02 Mar 2012, 19:18

[th][/th] [th]Nationality[/th] [th]House[/th] [th]Drink[/th] [th]Cigarettes[/th] [th]Animal[/th]
1 Norwegian Yellow Water Dunhill Cat
2 Danish Blue Tea Blends Horse
3 German Green Coffee Prince Fish
4 Swede White Beer Bluemast Dog
5 Brit Red Milk Pall Mall Bird

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