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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:31

With the help of Maddude, Ghost, Blazing, Mick and Socrates I've come up with FIFA ratings for everyone, basically its just a rating of 1-99. The players that are used are ones from the league teams but also a few that are wanting to play in Season 2. Some players may have been missed off, so just say if there is anyone you notice who is missing. Thoughts? If a few people are saying someone is too high/low then I'll move them.

jonnyynnoj - 85
Chef - 83
Deerhaunter - 81
Maddude - 80
Socrates - 79
Cathalio - 78
ace000 - 77
Lloyd Banks - 76
CircleBoy - 76
Ghost - 75
Donny - 75
mc smiley - 74
GOKU - 73
F1 - 73
V-11 - 73
thor - 70
Rachel - 70
Aero - 69
any1 - 69
Zizou - 68
Alec Baldwin - 68
Cookies - 68
Blazing - 67
Aidan - 67
rising star - 65
DEVINURDOG - 65
TTom - 64
NavJuve - 62
opc - 61
Shockboy - 61
Tanzim - 60
Mick - 60
play4fun - 59
Griffin - 57
W - 57
Joey - 55
QEZO - 45

Cue everyone crying. Also, don't just blame me, blame those other five too!

Don't think of this as being one of the worst players, everyone in that list is a decent player tbh. No one ball chase or misses open goals over and over again. You'd be 20's if you did that.


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Post by Blazing on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:34

Fuck you, I'm better than W. Me and W to switch places.

Also, PoppyDan isn't as good as Shockboy.

Ghost is way too high.

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Post by Mick on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:40

Poppy and thor overrated imo

Play4fun should be about 77-78
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Post by W on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:40

Personal attack Crying or Very sad

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Post by -rising.star- on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:45

Lol alec,blazing and devin are all better than me.
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Post by mc smiley on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:56

How is Maddude an 87?

What has he done in the league so far this season?

There are probably loads more I disagree with but this is the first one which stands out to me.

Never an 87, sorry.
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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:02

mc smiley wrote:How is Maddude an 87?

What has he done in the league so far this season?

There are probably loads more I disagree with but this is the first one which stands out to me.

Never an 87, sorry.

What would you put him on? If others agree then I'll move him down.

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Post by Aidan on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:11

87 is a bit much tbh

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:16

PoppyDan and Maddude both been adjusted so far. If people disagree then say in here and if a few say then I'll move them. You don't need to cry about it.

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Post by Blazing on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:19

Piss off, I'm better than W and PoppyDan. Why do you think I got ahead of him in the draft?

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:29

Donny wrote:With the help of Maddude, Ghost, Blazing, Mick and Socrates I've come up with FIFA ratings for everyone, basically its just a rating of 1-99. The players that are used are ones from the league teams but also a few that are wanting to play in Season 2. Some players may have been missed off, so just say if there is anyone you notice who is missing. Thoughts? If a few people are saying someone is too high/low then I'll move them.

jonnyynnoj - 90
Chef - 89
Deerhaunter - 87
Maddude - 84
Socrates - 84
Cathalio - 84
ace000 - 83
George Best - 83
Donny - 82
Lloyd Banks - 82
CircleBoy - 81
Ghost - 81
mc smiley - 81
F1 - 80
V-11 - 80
thor - 80
rising star - 80
GOKU - 79
Zizou - 79
opc - 79
Shockboy - 79
PoppyDan - 78
Rachel - 78
TTom - 78
W - 78
any1 - 78
Aidan - 77
Alec Baldwin - 77
Blazing - 77
DEVINURDOG - 77
Mick - 77
Tanzim - 77
NavJuve - 76
Griffin - 76
play4fun - 76
Joey - 74
QEZO - 68

Cue everyone crying. Also, don't just blame me, blame those other five too!


Edits:
PoppyDan lowered from 80 to 78.
Maddude lowered from 87 to 84.

If you ask me

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Post by CircleBoy on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:38

*looks at how high most of socs team are*

*looks at league table*

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Post by Aidan on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:44



jonnyynnoj - 85
Chef - 83
Deerhaunter - 83
Maddude - 80
Socrates - 80
Cathalio - 78
ace000 - 80
Donny - 100
Lloyd Banks - 77
CircleBoy - 79
Ghost - 79
mc smiley - 0 nah 79
GOKU - 77
F1 - 76
V-11 - 77
thor - 76
Rachel - 76
Zizou - /
Shockboy - 75
PoppyDan - 76
TTom - 76
any1 - 75
Aidan - 101
Alec Baldwin - 75
rising star - 75
Blazing - 76
DEVINURDOG - 76
Mick - 76
Tanzim - 75
opc - 74
NavJuve - 73
Griffin - 73
play4fun - 74
W - /
Joey - /
QEZO - /


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Post by jonnyynnoj on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:53

I'm higher than 90 Rolling Eyes
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Post by CircleBoy on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:10

And now for a little bit of math (which was correct at time of posting but donny has since moved people around)

NWA

Total - 329
Average - 82.5
Ratings Position - 2nd
League Position - 1st


Deja

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 5th


Catheltio

Total - 321
Average - 80.25
Ratings Position - 4th
League Position - 4th


ARRIBA!

Total - 338
Average - 84.5
Ratings Position - 1st
League Position - 2nd on goal dif


Soccerettes

Total - 325
Average - 81.25
Ratings Position - 3rd
League Position - 6th


Circle's Boys

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 3rd on goal diff


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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:14

CircleBoy wrote:And now for a little bit of math

NWA

Total - 329
Average - 82.5
Ratings Position - 2nd
League Position - 1st


Deja

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 5th


Catheltio

Total - 321
Average - 80.25
Ratings Position - 4th
League Position - 4th


ARRIBA!

Total - 338
Average - 84.5
Ratings Position - 1st
League Position - 2nd on goal dif


Soccerettes

Total - 325
Average - 81.25
Ratings Position - 3rd
League Position - 6th


Circle's Boys

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 3rd on goal diff

Pretty much right then.

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Post by opc on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:07

Nothing good can come of this.

Also, Rachel being an 80 is fucking ridiculous.

Blazing, Dev, Alec, Shockboy should all be more 3 or 4 points higher.
GOKU, me, NAV, play4fun should all be 1 or 2 points higher.

Rachel should be about 5 points lower.
Mad, Cath, Lloyd, Ghost, Donny should be 1 or 2 points lower.

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:21

People heavily underrate Rachel. People have said she should be like 77 but I'm sticking by 80 for now.

Also, Mad is gonna end up below QEZO at this rate. Laughing

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:27

Not gonna sob about it because it's only virtual but I'll briefly give my perspective on what could be corrected:

Ok, I'll start off with saying that I won't comment to LOWER anyone's ratings, because they could be right. But players I do think deserve to get higher ratings are thor, Alec Baldwin, rising star, Blazing, Aidan, DEVINURDOG, CircleBoy and myself. Feel free to comment on this, because it's your own opinion, but I think that we've proved ourselves so far in the league, which is what matters. Other than that though, the vast majority are in the right place to be fair. I don't really mind though lol, it's just a bit of fun.

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Post by Blazing on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:01

Rachel and Thor aren't on the same standard of Aero, put them down by 2 points.

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:03

Blazing wrote:Rachel and Thor aren't on the same standard of Aero, put them down by 2 points.

Which is why they're top of the league, Thor's scoring for fun and Rachel's doing well in midfield. I'm not moving them two down.

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:31

Whole thing updated. It was getting too cramped. There was like 30 people within 5 points of each other.

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Post by Guest on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:09

Possibly Alec Baldwin, thor91, Rachel, NavJuve, rising, DEVIN, Aidan and myself should go up 3? Hmm. Not that I'm bothered though, just letting out a little opinion

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Post by Mick on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 23:41

I'm as good as tanzim if not better...

But ok

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Post by aeRo on Sat 22 Oct 2011, 10:00

I should have a negative rating, I'm cursed Smile
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Post by deerhaunter99 on Sat 22 Oct 2011, 11:41

I'm loving this list!! How about make it seasonal? After every season or half season you do an update based how good/bad people are doing? I understand it is a lot of work though.

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Post by Guest on Sat 22 Oct 2011, 12:53

Yeah, might change a few around at the end of the season. I'm going to leave it as it is for now though.

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Post by Zizou on Sat 22 Oct 2011, 21:51

Im like ~50 ratings, cheers.
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Post by Guest on Sat 22 Oct 2011, 22:57

I love how CircleBoy's team notches up the best league standings for player ratings record Very Happy

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 00:46

Because we're a TEAM!

Not one of these showy collections of individuals

Also I'd say DEV and aidan are underated. DEV has spent the entire season scoring, assisting and saving(best 3rd round pick ever). And aidan put in an amazing defensive effort against ARRIBA and in general has been a key player for CB's
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Post by Cathalio11 on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 13:57

OPC should be up 10 in my opinion.

Content with my rating ha, and the fact there hasn't been a mass exodus to lower mine too Razz
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Post by Gary on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:40

That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

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Post by Cathalio11 on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:01

Gary wrote:That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

What would you know? You don't see the league games, they're based on league performances.
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Post by opc on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:08

Cathalio11 wrote:
Gary wrote:That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

What would you know? You don't see the league games, they're based on league performances.
Well no, they're not, are they? I've not been one of the worst players in the league, at fucking all.

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Post by socrates on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:48

No one else think that cookies is one of the best here? As good as chef imo
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Post by Cathalio11 on Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:48

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Well no, they're not, are they? I've not been one of the worst players in the league, at fucking all.

That's where I think they're wrong
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Post by Shiznit on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 00:09

I'm looking to play in season 2. What rating do I have?

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Post by Gary on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 07:12

socrates wrote:No one else think that cookies is one of the best here? As good as chef imo

Cookies should be 5th. Arguably higher..

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Post by Blazing on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:24

Cathalio11 wrote:
Gary wrote:That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

What would you know? You don't see the league games, they're based on league performances.

No, they're not. Thor hasn't done anything, and he's still above me and opc.

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Post by Guest on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:28

Blazing wrote:
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Gary wrote:That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

What would you know? You don't see the league games, they're based on league performances.

No, they're not. Thor hasn't done anything, and he's still above me and opc.

Thor's team is top of the league and he has 7 goals?

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Post by Blazing on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 13:39

Okay then, what has Zizou done to be above me and opc, and Aidan to be higher than opc and same as me?

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Post by rossprince on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 14:25

Give me a rating Cool Sad

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Post by opc on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:56

Donny wrote:
Blazing wrote:
Cathalio11 wrote:
Gary wrote:That list is ridiclous, lol. There's people outside the top 20 who should be in the top 5/10.

What would you know? You don't see the league games, they're based on league performances.

No, they're not. Thor hasn't done anything, and he's still above me and opc.

Thor's team is top of the league and he has 7 goals?
Goals isn't the same as overall performance.
Look at Javier Hernandez in real proper big football. Yes, he scored quite a few goals last season but the rest of his game was fairly average.

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Post by Guest on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:15

fRED Closed.

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Post by Alec Baldwin on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:56

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Post by Aaron on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:06

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Post by jonnyynnoj on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:14

Just put me up to 90 and I'm sure everyone will be happy.
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Post by Naznek on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:16

My rating? -100?

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Post by CircleBoy on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:13

Blazing wrote:Okay then, what has Zizou done to be above me and opc, and Aidan to be higher than opc and same as me?

Held ARRIBA to a goaless draw as GK?
Is part of a team thats second in the league?

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Post by Blazing on Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:27

CircleBoy wrote:
Blazing wrote:Okay then, what has Zizou done to be above me and opc, and Aidan to be higher than opc and same as me?

Held ARRIBA to a goaless draw as GK?
Is part of a team thats second in the league?


It doesn't matter if you're in a better team. You wouldn't say Bebe is better than for example, John Terry, because he's in a higher team in the league.

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