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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:17

The highest scoring game in FM history was an S1 game in which Circles' Boys defeated the leftovers 12-2

The longest undefeated streak in the leauge belongs to ARRIBA who went 18 games without loss. This included all of S2. They finaly lost 1-0 to AC Dead People in their second game of S3

Despite scoring 3 goals in S1. If you take away one for OGs Blazing contribured -1 goals to Cathletico

CircleBoy played in the first and last games of S1. The first game of S2, the first game of S3 and is elligible to play in the last game of S3.

The soccerettes won only two games in S1, both against the leftovers. And did not win a single game in S2.

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Post by socrates on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:22

CircleBoy wrote:
The soccerettes won only two games in S1, both against the leftovers. And did not win a single game in S2.


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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:25

The most goals scored and best g/d in a leauge season currently belongs to Circles' Boys who scored 50 goals in S1 and had a GD of +33. Despite the fact they lost the leauge to ARRIBA jonnyynnoj has never been allowed to forget that he prediced CBs would do poorly as he "did not know where the goals would come from"

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:35

The first draft pick of S2 was Kaka for the soccerettes. He would go on to play no games.A few minutes after the draft soc was reported to have said "I instantly regret this".

The final pick of S2 was Mondatooo. Who would go on to...who the fuck is Mondatooo?

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Post by socrates on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:42

CircleBoy wrote:The first draft pick of S2 was Kaka for the soccerettes. He would go on to play no games.A few minutes after the draft soc was reported to have said "I instantly regret this".

Tbf he proved me wrong and was active until he quit. Even now he is loggged onto the site a fair bit.

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Post by Edgar Davids on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:46

he quit soccerettes to play on 920, snm.

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 02:49

Donny is the fastest player in haxball, averaging 2 pps (pixels per second) more than most players. He also invented the juke, which he used to juke Crib$. Crib$ would later go on to claim that HE invented the juke. But nobody belived him.

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Post by Toast on Sun 06 May 2012, 10:29

Lul nice CB

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Post by Cookies on Sun 06 May 2012, 10:52

CircleBoy wrote:The soccerettes won only two games in S1, both against the leftovers.

One of them was against DEJA Razz
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Post by Lloyd Banks on Sun 06 May 2012, 11:49

First ever FM league goal was scored by Lloyd Banks

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 11:55

Cookies wrote:
CircleBoy wrote:The soccerettes won only two games in S1, both against the leftovers.

One of them was against DEJA Razz

Ah, you're right. They beat deja. They in fact lost one of the games against the leftovers. Making them the only team to do so.

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 11:59

Lloyd Banks wrote:First ever FM league goal was scored by Lloyd Banks

I dont know if this refers to some of the leauges/competitions beforehand or if you're just trolling. But the first ever goal scored in the leauges present from was scored by V-11 against cathletico in the opening game of S1. He would go on to score a hatrick in that game, making it the first ever leauge hattrick.

If I wanted to stroke my ego I could point out it was a 3-0 victory. Giving me the first ever leauge cleansheet. Razz

On a side note banks WAS the second player to score in the leauge.

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Post by Cam_Sampbell on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:07

I've been with Ajhax/Action Men since its creation, have the most appearances, and the most goals for them.

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Post by Lekumberri on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:15

Until our last defeat against DM, NWA only lost by 4 goals this season:

ACDP 7-3 NWA
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Post by Mick on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:17

I think you'll find that socerrettes were trounced 5-2 by the mighty Leftovers

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Post by Joehan on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:17

Lekumberri wrote:Until our last defeat against DM, NWA only lost by 4 goals this season:

ACDP 7-3 NWA
AQUO 1-5 NWA
DM 4-0 NWA

AQUO 5-1 NWA* :p

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:20

Mick wrote:I think you'll find that socerrettes were trounced 5-2 by the mighty Leftovers

I think you'll find you should read the whole topic

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Post by OvoXo on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:24

Shock Tactix didn't win a single game in season 2

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Post by socrates on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:30

This thread is just a soccerettes hate thread Sad

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Post by Constantinople on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:41

Are HKF the only team to ever win a league game with 2 players?

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:43

Nah ARRIBA did it

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Post by Constantinople on Sun 06 May 2012, 12:46

CircleBoy wrote:Nah ARRIBA did it

Oh yeah, but doesn't that make s3 the only season where teams have won with 2 players?

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Post by CircleBoy on Sun 06 May 2012, 13:56

Players may argue back and forth over using WASD or arrows. Space or X. But TT may have the craziest controll scheme of the leauge. playing with two fingers of one hand on WS and two fingers of the other on AD. He presses spacebar with a thumb.

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Post by socrates on Sun 06 May 2012, 14:06

CircleBoy wrote:Players may argue back and forth over using WASD or arrows. Space or X. But TT may have the craziest controll scheme of the leauge. playing with two fingers of one hand on WS and two fingers of the other on AD. He presses spacebar with a thumb.

That explains a lot - based on his typing I was guessing he was using his elbows or something Razz
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Post by Muddade on Sun 06 May 2012, 15:04

I have the most career assists, ez.

I should have got most assists S1 but Circle's Boys got stat pads against the leftovers.

Aidan has scored the most goals with no assists in a season (S2) 18, whereas Griffin S1 got 11 without any assists. Aero is currently on 10 goals without an assist S3. Learn to pass!

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Post by TehBeast on Sun 06 May 2012, 15:13

CB is the first GK of the mighty ESL team #dutchvibe to keep a clean sheet.

smh soppy, TT, cookies..

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Post by Lloyd Banks on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:01

CircleBoy wrote:
Lloyd Banks wrote:First ever FM league goal was scored by Lloyd Banks

I dont know if this refers to some of the leauges/competitions beforehand or if you're just trolling. But the first ever goal scored in the leauges present from was scored by V-11 against cathletico in the opening game of S1. He would go on to score a hatrick in that game, making it the first ever leauge hattrick.

If I wanted to stroke my ego I could point out it was a 3-0 victory. Giving me the first ever leauge cleansheet. Razz

On a side note banks WAS the second player to score in the leauge.

the results page isn't in order, soccerettes vs arriba was the first game
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Post by Aidan on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:13

Deadly monkees first team to win both divisions one after another

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Post by Taylor Swift on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:25

It took me just 19 seconds to register my first league goal, i went on to score only 5 other goals in 3 seasons :>

That was the fastest goal of S1 i think? 19 seconds? anyone beat? (also it was vs soccerettes, ul soc x)

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Post by socrates on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:36

I remember thor scoring like 20secs later as well or something Sad

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Post by Taylor Swift on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:40

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Post by Constantinople on Sun 06 May 2012, 21:57

HKF have not won a fair game in s3. The game vs BN and CUNTS had them on 2 players and our game vs Seeds had us on two players.

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Post by deerhaunter99 on Sun 06 May 2012, 22:14

Deer scored 29 in the first season; A record that remains unbeaten
Deer was the first player to score over 50 career goals
Deer was the first player to score over 50 career goals for Arriba
Deer was the first player to score over 50 career goals for one club

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Post by Lloyd Banks on Sun 06 May 2012, 22:15

Banks was the first player to score more than Deer in one season for Arriba. CYA SON

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Post by Cam_Sampbell on Mon 07 May 2012, 03:36

My 20 Div 2 appearances has got to be a record surely? If not, then most appearances with never having played in Div 1.

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Post by Taylor Swift on Mon 07 May 2012, 04:17

Do i still hold the record for most clubs played for at 6?

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Post by Lee on Mon 07 May 2012, 08:10

CircleBoy wrote:The first draft pick of S2 was Kaka for the soccerettes. He would go on to play no games.

That's wrong because I remember playing against Arriba. Also played in another game however I had a ridiculous amount of lag in it Sad

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Post by CircleBoy on Mon 07 May 2012, 11:02

Apparently the way to get players to return is to talk about them behind their back.

Also it seems like I should have put facts in inverted commas Very Happy

And banks. The CBs Cathletico game was scheduled first, the results are uploaded as first and its the first replay on haxballtube.

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Post by Mick on Mon 07 May 2012, 11:40

thor91 was not starting quality

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Post by Joehan on Mon 07 May 2012, 11:50

If I got £1 for every time TT said mb, I would be richer than Bill Gates and Sheikh Mansour combined

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Post by TT on Mon 07 May 2012, 12:59

Joe! Smile

If i had £1 for each time you dredged up that goal that never was, wouldn't i be quite rich too? Smile

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Post by socrates on Mon 07 May 2012, 14:46

Kaka wrote:
Hi Soc. Long time no speak. How's tricks?

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Would be great to see you again, don't let your time at soccerettes ruin FM for you - look at Banks, he's broken the curse and is doing great now Razz
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Post by Lekumberri on Wed 09 May 2012, 18:59

The only 3 teams that haven't cut, sign or trade players have been the top 3 in league.

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Post by aeRo on Wed 09 May 2012, 19:14

Maddude wrote:Aero is currently on 10 goals without an assist S3. Learn to pass!

I can't shoot either, CYA FISH <><

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Post by MoMo on Wed 09 May 2012, 20:57

Lekumberri wrote:The only 3 teams that haven't cut, sign or trade players have been the top 3 in league.

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Post by Joehan on Wed 09 May 2012, 21:41

Lekumberri wrote:The only 3 teams that haven't cut, sign or trade players have been the top 3 in league.

Arriba signed Shockboy

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Post by Lekumberri on Wed 09 May 2012, 21:43

Almost.

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Post by Lloyd Banks on Wed 09 May 2012, 22:16

Lloyd Banks is in actual fact, the most powerful player

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Post by Cookies on Wed 09 May 2012, 23:19

Joehan wrote:
Lekumberri wrote:The only 3 teams that haven't cut, sign or trade players have been the top 3 in league.

Arriba signed Shockboy

Tbf they only had a 4 man squad until the end of the season (when they got shock)
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